Cherry pie filling in a can

Don't do it. For one, there really aren't any cherries in the can. I could count on two hands how many were actually in there. Two, the contents are mostly made up of that pink colored goop. But did that stop me from making a cherry pie for my beloved? Hell no. In his excitement he did manage to choke down a slice and that was about it. He gave it the 'ol college try. Normally, if it's something he really likes, half of whatever it is will be gone in a sitting; box of twinkies, fudge, lemon pie...you get the idea. So, note to self: canned cherries, not so good. Oh, and BTW, Jim says we stole his saying, "it'll make a turd."