Cheese nips are not a substitue for tortillia chips

Yes, that was me too. Fine. Whatever. In my defense, I was pressed for time. Jim comes home unexpectedly for lunch and all of a sudden I have to throw something together for lunch??? So I did. I had everything to whip up a taco salad except for the tortillia chips, however, I did have something else, that if you moved the letters around, it would spell "chips". Hey, how did I know it would taste like crap? I figured you put cheese in a taco salad, right? Well, cheese nips have cheese in them or they wouldn't call them cheese nips. It all went together much better in my head. Jim said next time he comes home for lunch he'll call first to see if we have anything or, better yet, bring something home.